The very notion of the BurgundyFest emerged like a fiery phoenix out of the rambling conversation of two old friends. Furthermore, were you aware that Salem is German for Salmon Sphincter?

Will you muster the courage to shake your booty down to Oregon's capital to join us as we take aim at knocking BurgundyFest 1.5 out of the park? Listen here sister, our hope is to test the boundries of merry-making, polyester, laughter and upper lip hair development. A tall order? Of course, but would Ron himself want it any other way?

Is there any way in the world we can eclipse the uproarious laugh riot that was BurgundyFest 1? Who the hell knows...But chances are someone will lose a spleen or a liver trying!